feynites:
“ shiftythrifting:
“thank u goodwill for this fucking ominous prophecy
”
Likely intended reading: Cats are so bossy that they basically own your ass
Spooky reading: Cats literally own your life as part of some kind of bargain with the...

feynites:

shiftythrifting:

thank u goodwill for this fucking ominous prophecy 

Likely intended reading: Cats are so bossy that they basically own your ass

Spooky reading: Cats literally own your life as part of some kind of bargain with the Forces Beyond

My reading: Your cat loves you so much that they value your life as surely as they value their own

(Source: shiftythrifting, via gjallarfox)